‘Kay, so you know how villains in old 20th century movies always have long monologues? Well, them and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, but Doof just does it because it’s funny.
However, with the villains who actually do it because it’s supposed to be evil, like in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (don’t get me wrong, I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and I’m pretty sure they’re doing it to make fun of the movies who do it seriously), it’s like:
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Or at least, that’s my expression. Anyway, I was writing my story and then I realized, Hey, Shiko’s spoken a lot…oh no, he’s MONOLOGUING! NOOOO…oooo…ooooooo…oooo…okay, I’m done. But, yeah, I guess villains kinda do that–even if, like in my story, they’re not talking about what their plan is, just being evil, it’s annoying…
…unless they sound really cool…
…which doesn’t happen a lot…
…at all…
…okay…
…bye…
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