I…

I…have…followers? OMG! I just found out how to see your followers, and I have ten! Okay, I’m noobing out, but I thought I had, like, two or something…

I started watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She is awesome, but Willow is much cooler. I love when Cordelia says, “How do you save it?” and Willow says, “Press deliver.” Cordelia presses “del” which is short for delete. LOL. It started in 1997, so some of it’s pretty cheesy. Angel is…strange? Weird? Dickish? Strangeweirddickish, a new word.

I don’t play the Eight Pages (I want to, because I like horror, but my parents would never allow it), but I’m not a noob on slenderman. Slendy is awesomeness…

I drew him in school today. I also drew a pale white hand holding a cane (that’s the serial killer from my story), and two glowing silver eyes (also him), and one of them was bleeding because he got stabbed. We had a sub for art, and she was like:

o – o  “That’s…nice.”

Yes, it is quite nice, I agree. A few days ago I drew bullet holes with blood dripping out of them and onto a marionette with pins stuck in it. You know what? I’m starting to realize why my parents get worried about me sometimes…

Music… I like Glitch Mob (electronic sounds), Blackmill (I don’t know how to describe it), Blackmore (medieval), Two Steps From Hell (more or less medieval), and Apocalypta (metal; my dad does not approve :3). Oh well…

Do people actually read this stuff?

My mom does.

Yes, I’m a geek loser, but hey, I like being a geek loser :3

Geek losers are awesome.

Advertisements

Monologuing?

‘Kay, so you know how villains in old 20th century movies always have long monologues? Well, them and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, but Doof just does it because it’s funny.

However, with the villains who actually do it because it’s supposed to be evil, like in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (don’t get me wrong, I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and I’m pretty sure they’re doing it to make fun of the movies who do it seriously), it’s like:

\(._.)/

Or at least, that’s my expression. Anyway, I was writing my story and then I realized, Hey, Shiko’s spoken a lot…oh no, he’s MONOLOGUING! NOOOO…oooo…ooooooo…oooo…okay, I’m done. But, yeah, I guess villains kinda do that–even if, like in my story, they’re not talking about what their plan is, just being evil, it’s annoying…

…unless they sound really cool…

…which doesn’t happen a lot…

…at all…

…okay…

…bye…

Bow Ties are Moderately Cool

So Peter Capaldi is the new doctor, apparently. I’m looking forward to seeing him on the show.

Anyways, I have cried because of two Doctor Who episodes now. The Waters of Mars and The Angels Take Manhattan (No, not Amy and Rory!). Poo, Roman died. Poo, Amy and Rory died. Poo, I died–oh, wait, I’m typing this, so that’s probably false. O-o.

We like koalas platypuses. Yeaaaaaaaaah…

I don’t sound very happy, do I?

Ah, well. I watched Community last night, which is exactly what I said in the other post. It’s the funniest show ever. Really, if you haven’t watched it, watch it now. Now. Except if you’re under 14. That would not be a good idea. At all.

WARNING: IF SWALLOWED CALL POISON CONTROL IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT TRY TO LICK YOUR DESKTOP TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS. BECAUSE WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.

So I realize I haven’t been posting lately. Not that I ever have posted a lot…And pretty much no one reads this blog. *sigh*

Anyways, Platypuses Rómánus!

I thank the people who are actually reading my sucktastic posts. I mean, it’s just me ranting, so it must feel like hell. I watched Community tonight. Good show. Abed kind of reminds me of my father…I think it’s the ‘cool cool cool’ that makes me think of him, because my father always does that. Ugh.

This blog is called Minecraft Platypuses. I have only been ranting and talking mostly about platypuses. So now I will talk about Minecraft.

Minecraft is awesome. I mean, who doesn’t know that? My mum, I guess. Anyways, I recently discovered a Doctor Who mod, and was like, ‘Booyah!’ There are daleks. And adipose. And the Tardis. And a lot more…

I also found a Lord of the Rings mod. My god, it’s still in beta, yet it is the greatest thing (besides discovering cookies^-^) that ever happened to me. That’s probably an exaggeration. Yes, yes it is. You can make a ring portal, travel to Middle Earth, and dine with freaking hobbits. You can hire units, and be good or bad. Heck, you can get drunk. And, the best part of all, you can wear capes!

 

:L