My computer started malfunctioning, so I have to use one of my dad’s MacBook Airs until it gets fixed. It’s so cute! The screen is so tiny… Anyway, now my own computer is making really weird whirring noises. Its battery need to be replaced, too. It’s really loud… Yesterday I was trying to sleep and my computer just randomly started to whirr. It freaked me out so much…

I’m going to take a trip to Japan in a year or two. Yay! My Japanese kind of really sucks, though. I can write like six things and say really awkward sentences (“Nani? Watashi wa…erm…um…never mind.”) I kept writing my story…right now it’s really bad and would give anyone nightmares (both because it’s very violent and because it’s so horribly written). I always think to myself, “And tomorrow I’m going to blog again…”. Of course, that never works out. Erm, let’s see…I’m deleting things on my computer that I don’t need (why are there .exes? This is Mac, for God’s sake).

My dad just told me that I might have to use this computer forever now. I’m so sad. I mean, this one’s a MacBook Air and all, but I got attached to my other one…


Oh, now it’s making very big whirring noises. ;-; Oh my God… You can do it, compy! Yes, I’ve even nicknamed it. Oh God, now it’s making weird shaky noises like it’s going to explode…oh no…very loud now. I think it’s fine, but my dad says it’s done.*****! My poor computer. Oh well. Now I get to use a MacBook Air. Okay, this is awesome but it makes me sad too. I liked my old computer. But at least I’ll look cooler when I bring it to school… My old one was actually fine until about four days ago, when it started whirring horrendously. Otherwise, it was fast and works well. Oops, I just bumped it. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Wait…no it’s fine. I think. Wow, so it’s compressing everything into a backup so I can put it on this computer, and things are going down Terminal tremendously fast.

Okay, Minecraft. Minecraft… Yesss… I recently got the Agent’s Agriculture Mod. It’s a WOW. It has so many plants and stuff, not to mention cigars–I don’t smoke, of course–, and other things. It’s wow. Sorry, that’s all I can talk about now. I haven’t got to use my computer recently, of course, because…whoa…now Terminal is doing my Minecraft files…omg…that’s a lot…I thought I deleted those!


Oh well. Let’s see… Oh yeah! So I play the cello, which is like a smaller bass, and I’ve been playing for five years–not that it’s up to me–, and I started playing the Game of Thrones theme song. I don’t actually watch Game of Thrones, because, you know, it’s…like…yeah… But it’s cool. However, I have watched something that was rated R. I just found that out a few weeks ago, and was like, “Oh yeah, that makes sense… That’s why it was so violent!” Erghyflergh–on my old computer caps lock was disabled, but on my new one, caps lock is still on… Erghyflergh… Well, I guess it’s kind of useful, because now when I get mad at people I don’t have to hold down shift and then let go because of punctuation and then press down again…etc.

Oh, but back to Minecraft, in the Agent’s Agriculture Mod, there are blue whales, which are HUGE. And when I say huge, I mean freaking huge. We used the Morph Mod, too, which allows you to turn into anything that you kill. So we killed some blue whales, turned into humans, went into my sister’s house, and turned into blue whales. We took up her whole house, and she started screaming. She hates my friend, so she just screamed at him instead of me. Oh well.

I’ve been learning more Japanese, though, and some day I hope to be fluent (or something… I’m learning by anime and google translate + behind the name. Not a very good idea, but oh well).

Okay, and let’s be realistic–next post will probably be in a few months. Wait, do I have any followers?

O – O


Ja-ne, seyonara, and yoi ichi-nichi o sugosu (I think that means “have a good day”. I hope so. ‘Kay, now I’ve just ruined the whole goodbye affect. Okay, whatever, seyonara.)


And…more Minecraft

Argh, I normally use LAN worlds cuz they’re just easier, but every now and then I use a server (my server). I may be awesome at minecraft, but god, do I suck at servers. I don’t go on anyone’s servers cuz I get waaaaay too paranoid (I think everyone’s a troll or something) and I usually end up dying in five seconds, but my server crashed like five seconds after I got on it. Kay, maybe it was more like two minutes, but whatever. So I’m going back to LAN worlds now…

My friends and I made a ranch in the new mesa biome (It’s super awesome) and we have cattle and yeah… Normally we play with mods in 1.6.4, but I wanted to do 1.7.4 for a while cuz of the new biomes. One of my friends got really mad at me and moved out of the main house and into a dark forest biome…they died a lot and creepers spawned and blew up their house/shack/thing…they came back a while later. Also, my other friend keeps going out scavenging and then realizing five minutes later that he either has no armour/food/potions. You don’t really need potions, but I have two whole chests full of them and like 12 brewing stands and we have nether wart growing in our front yard (next to the flowers). I have a fishing spot, too. It’s really weird that the bubbles come towards your fishing rod and turns out it’s a pair of boots or something. How do boots make bubbles? Anyway, we use the Australian English language thing, and it calls the clownfish Nemo. Hahaha, prepare to be eaten (sry Marlin)! I ate a pufferfish. I knew they were poisonous in real life, but I wanted to see what happened. You get nausea, poison, and hunger. Not fun. Btw, we’re not n00bs…

We have not found a stronghold yet but we’ve only been playing on this world for three days. So far, the main house has 3 stories. We have rainbow coloured sheep (yay!) and cats. One of my friends has wolves, but I made her put them outside, cuz they were barking too loudly. We have a nether portal, an enchantment table (and bookshelves) and cake…I like cake… One of my friends goes in and out of phases where he only eats cookies, cake, and pumpkin pie, so I have to stock up on those. I kind of went crazy with the flowers (there’s soooo many!) and so we have flower pots EVERYWHERE. I made a huge railway track thing that goes to a flower forest biome…and…yeah.

People keep following my blog and I keep wondering why.

o – o

Fruits Basket is a good anime, but the manga is better. SAO is good, too…

I keep breeding pigs (back to Minecraft) but I don’t know why. They’re only good for porkchops, and I try not to kill animals on minecraft cuz I’m vegan. However, I have most definitely failed. I love my sheep, though. And my mooshrooms.

So I realize I haven’t been posting lately. Not that I ever have posted a lot…And pretty much no one reads this blog. *sigh*

Anyways, Platypuses Rómánus!

I thank the people who are actually reading my sucktastic posts. I mean, it’s just me ranting, so it must feel like hell. I watched Community tonight. Good show. Abed kind of reminds me of my father…I think it’s the ‘cool cool cool’ that makes me think of him, because my father always does that. Ugh.

This blog is called Minecraft Platypuses. I have only been ranting and talking mostly about platypuses. So now I will talk about Minecraft.

Minecraft is awesome. I mean, who doesn’t know that? My mum, I guess. Anyways, I recently discovered a Doctor Who mod, and was like, ‘Booyah!’ There are daleks. And adipose. And the Tardis. And a lot more…

I also found a Lord of the Rings mod. My god, it’s still in beta, yet it is the greatest thing (besides discovering cookies^-^) that ever happened to me. That’s probably an exaggeration. Yes, yes it is. You can make a ring portal, travel to Middle Earth, and dine with freaking hobbits. You can hire units, and be good or bad. Heck, you can get drunk. And, the best part of all, you can wear capes!



Planet Minecraft

Everybody loves Planet Minecraft. Why? Because it’s an easy way to download skins, texture packs, mods, etc. I love making skins, although I’m not the best at it. They take my skins off for not having enough color, and all my xp that I earned for that skin gets removed. It’s so aggravating! I know I can redo my skins, but still, I don’t think it’s fair for having your skin removed for not enough color.Image